FALLS ON MY KNEES AND SCREAMS BEN’S NAME A TOP MY LUNGS INTO THE WIND ))

Show yourself out, pest.

mixedmons said: im not regretting it he’s VERY attractive and i’m VERY single ]

[[I guess I should maybe mention the guy that’s stuck inside Ikulil is. Yeah. ]]

Perhaps I should see how much time left this kid has before jumping the train.

*Looks in the mirror*

Oh.

*Tosses the mirror*

Eh, I could wait a few hours. It’s nice to be alive again.

Misfortune? This vessel should be honored to have me. Not a demon, but a devil.

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I dare you to clam your tits

Whoa buddy you need to slow down.

Happy Easter~!

- The Easter Zoroark

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HOW OLD IS THIS? TWO YEARS OLD. FUCK ME.

INSPIRED, OBVIOUSLY, BY THE MOST POPULAR BOUNTY HUNTER.

mixedmons:

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   He laughs a bit

Thanks, I will, I guess.

   —He walks up next to him, looking around

You’re sure about this, though? I mean, I don’t mean to doubt, it just seemed like—you chose a random direction and you could be plotting to jump me in an alley for the short thing.

   He chuckles again, but secretly looks all over the place, in case his fears were true.

…Of course, I’m plotting to jump you, the guy that’s 4’11”. Obviously I have some plan to scare you off even more. You figured me out.

*He glances at him noticing he was rather uncomfortable*

You really don’t have to come if you don’t want to. It’s all cool, man.