Hahaha….my age is irrelevant. -frowns-
although I don’t care for being called creepy or being insulted; as I said before I’ve gotten worse. -puffs more vapors, sly expression- and why yes; I’m a scolipede. my kind usually has purple markings, but mine are a lovely teal~ -takes pride in his appearance-
I’m aware of that; I tend to tower over most people. These legs of mine may be lanky but they carry me quite far. You could say I’m quick on my feet. -crosses his arms- tell me, do you consider yourself a sociable person?
*Weh now it was getting annoying so he fanned those vapors and stepped back* Do you always do that? Is it poison? Are you like those weird flowers that smell good for bugs so you eat them? Do you eat bugs? *Lets play 20 questions* Can’t say I’ve ever seen a scolipede, good for you though.
Wow….*looks at his legs then back up at him* Have you ever seen Nightmare before Christmas? Bet you’d like the main guy. *Squint* Why? *Crosses his arms too 2 look tuff*
=∪ ω ∪=
I’d be more than happy to…
… end it for you.
……..*FLOPS LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER*
But I’m eating chips….
It’s alright buy the time you’re done I’ll be dead— besides you’re a water type too. We’re dead.
My apologies, I was simply making a blatant observation—don’t mind me~
There’s nothing wrong with being a little…odd, no? -exhales a bit of smoke- Makes things interesting, sets you apart from the crowd. A unique name is a nice start. I see you’re of a different coloration of your species, as am I~ -closes one eye, giving him a pointy toothed smirk- we might be two peas of a pod~
I guess, you’re kind of weird, no offense. How old are you? You’re too chill and its creepy to say the least! Maybe because I don’t know you well enough to be used to it. *Shrugs*
*He’s a midget so the smoke doesn’t bother him where he’s at* I guess it isn’t too bad. I don’t even know what you are, never seen anything like you. Are you a pokemon or what even…
*He shook his head* We’re totally different buddy.The only thing we have in common are our different colors I guess. My legs are p short unlike yours. *Omg the urge to insult someone at first glance is high but keeps it to himself*
Oh, no. Remember I have a house out by the beach still! Just bein’ in the city makes things a lot more convenient ha.
-Gives him a nice long stare.- I thought we could …..you know. Share…. 8)
Pfff I kid, I haven’t poured mine yet. -Sets da glass down n back 2 the kitchen. Same process n back.- Tadaa~
*Ding dong his pizza’s here. I forgot that’s why he came over omfg. This guy ain’t getting a tip for taking 438140932 months to get here*
….*SQUINT* …You almost had me there. I think the last thing you’d get out of my glass would be my saliva because I ain’t sharing. *Chuckles getting up to peek out of the window to stare at the pizza boi* Pizza’s hereee
funny, you remind me of a little pest I know…no offence to you, of course. He shares your…pouty-ness, I…
Well that’s nice, it’s oh so wonderful to say to someone who you’ve just met. *Huffs insulted*
And you say my name is odd. *Stares at him* It sure did, I don’t usually walk up to stinky guys. You smell nice I guess.
Tilly: -watches from a distance-
Put me out of my misery.